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| User: | quantumfoam13 (8338671) Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...
Disce quasi semper victurus, vive quasi cras moriturus. |
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| Name: | Phineas Q. Butterfat | |||||||
| Bio: | Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reach Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game. | |||||||
| Memories: | 1 entry | |||||||
| Interests: | 150: 1984, acdc, aerosmith, agnosticism, alice in chains, arrested development, astronomy, astroparticle physics, astrophotography, astrophysics, baroque music, basketball, bebop, bill nye, billiards, black holes, black sabbath, blue öyster cult, bokonism, calligraphy, cars, cat's cradle, catch 22, classic rock, classical music, classics, cosmology, coupling, cream, crossword puzzles, culture, dante alighieri, daria, deep purple, drawing, edgar allan poe, electronics, elementary particles, eric clapton, eschatology, family guy, fideism, flamenco music, football, fugues, futurama, gabriel garcía márquez, geography, george orwell, great sex, greek mythology, guatemala, guitars, guns n' roses, h.p. lovecraft, history, humor, introversion, iron maiden, itallian cuisine, jazz, jerry cantrell, jimi hendrix, john milton, joseph heller, king of the hill, klein bottles, kurt vonnegut, latin, led zeppelin, literature, lord of the rings, lounge music, lynyrd skynyrd, m*a*s*h, making people laugh, maná, mark and brian, mathematics, matter of britain, metallica, military aircraft, military history, movies, music, mythology, möbius strips, nepenthe, nietzsche, nihilism, nirvana, norse mythology, ordinary vans, pantheism, paradise lost, paradise regained, particle physics, pearl jam, philosophy, photography, physics, pink floyd, poetry, pool, post modernism, psychology, queen, radiohead, salvador dalí, santana, satire, science, scottish heritage, sleeping, soccer, soundgarden, south park, spanish literature, spanish rock, sports, star wars, stevie ray vaughn, stone temple pilots, string theory, su doku, surrealism, technology, the beatles, the critic, the divine comedy, the far side, the female form, the simpsons, the tick, the who, thinking, topology, tutoring, unexpected days off, van halen, velvet revolver, vocabulary, walking in the rain, warships, weight training, world events, writing, yin yang, †, ∞ | |||||||
| Schools: | Jefferson Elementary School - Compton, CA (1989 - 1994) Davis Middle School - Compton, CA (1994 - 1997) California Academy of Mathematics and Science - Carson, CA (1997 - 2001) El Camino College - Torrance, CA (2001 - 2003) University of California - Los Angeles - Los Angeles, CA (2003 - 2005) University of Pennsylvania - Philadelphia, PA (2007 - present) | |||||||
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| Friend of: | 3: ilubmoney, swtladee23, terrantammas | |||||||
| Member of: | 5: calculus, math_help, mathematics, physics, real_philosophy | |||||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||||
